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The Cynical Guru Philosophy

The Cynical Guru's goal is to help you help yourself. You must WANT to improve yourself! Then you must ACTIVELY work on improving yourself!

If the above is a foreign concept to you, you aren't ready to learn from The Cynical Guru (please don't waste your time or mine).

If you have the desire and capability, you will be able to subscribe, join the movement to conquer the Cynical World, and access more advanced content.

The Cynical Guru IS NOT trying to build a big follower count.

The Cynical Guru ONLY WANTS followers who want to help themselves. The Cynical Guru has seen too many people who whine and complain but never do anything to improve their situations. If that describes you, don't waste your time here.

The Cynical Guru won't squander his time and effort on those who don't want to improve their personal or business life.

Personal Information

Should you supply your email address or other personal information to facilitate access and communication, The Cynical Guru will:

  • NOT sell or distribute your personal information to any third parties
  • NOT inundate you with endless marketing/sales messages
  • RESPECT your time and inbox

Site Organization

The Cynical Guru website provides FREE content through the following levels:

  • Background Information - Public Access - to answer your questions so you can decide if you want join The Cynical Guru's movement.
  • Education - Subscription (Free) - access the Subscriber Only content to go deeper into Cynical concepts, ideas, theories, and observations and keep apprised of the latest information through the Weekly Newsletter.
  • Goals - Subscription (Free) - additional tools and process to help you achieve your goals (under construction).

Copyrights and Ownership

The ideas, opinions, concepts, theories, and methodologies discussed by The Cynical Guru are unique and original works of The Cynical Guru. Illustrations, copyrights, logos, and trademarks are owned or assigned to Gary Bozek or Cynical Consulting Corporation unless otherwise indicated.

The Cynical Guru acknowledges that many great men and women have contributed to the body of knowledge that has influenced The Cynical Guru. The Cynical Guru will cite original inventors when referencing their contributions.

Your Qualifications

You MUST understand vocabulary, mathematics, science, judgement, and personal responsibility to derive value from this movement.

If you don't know what words mean, cannot comprehend simple math, don't understand basic science, or can't figure out how to draw a logical conclusion, you won't find anything useful here.

To be specific: if you are insecure, a religious zealot, a conspiracy believer, a dedicated MAGA, or believe in The Flying Spaghetti Monster (well, the latter is OK), The Cynical Guru cannot help you improve your life.

Commitment

The Cynical Guru will help you help yourself.

Achievement of YOUR goals depends on YOUR desire to:

  • HELP yourself
  • LEARN something new
  • DO something different

If you are too scared/insecure/biased/bigoted to learn something new, or try an alternative approach, then you have decided that change is not what you desire -- The Cynical Guru certainly can't help improve your life if YOU don't want to...

Be Cynical,

TGB