Mission Brief
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Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to improve your business.
A gang of international terrorists is holding your clients hostage. To free them and save your business from destruction, you must contact Gary Bozek, code name: The Cynical Guru.
He can create unique content from the perspective of Cynical Theory, science, logic, and common sense, for your Podcast or Blog so that your audience has another reason to love you.
The Cynical Guru's dossier can be found here.
As always, should you or any of your team be disappointed or dissatisfied, the Secretary will disavow any knowledge of your actions.
Good luck.
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